you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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