Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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