she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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