Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
did i just pee glitter
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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