You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
