Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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