i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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