This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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