RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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