i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I could make wine with my vomit
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I have aggressive nipples.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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