i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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