Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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