Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
This is the high leading the old right now
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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