The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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