because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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