you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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