There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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