Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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