nut hugger
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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