The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm really busy with my period
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