I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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