was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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