That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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