69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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