I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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