A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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