You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you never un-have a 4some
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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