Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He kissed a someone with a penis
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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