yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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