I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
