Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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