I'm lost and stupid without you.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
one two three fourrrrnication!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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