All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he thought i was a dude.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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