Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
