i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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