i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
