Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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