Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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