somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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