Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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