Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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