I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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