its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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