I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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