why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My vagina just clenched in fear
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