just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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