Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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