absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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