I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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