That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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