fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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