Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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